Top Ten Massages

Dan’s favorites, from around the world.

10. Ant’s Nest, South Africa: A thatch hut overlooking the Savannah… beautiful Badepi women who are very strong.

9. Four Seasons, Santiago, Chile: Rather small Chilean women who used her knees and a rail above the table.

8. Chateau Lake Louise, Lake Louise, Canada: Ex Russian Olympic Wrestling Trainer.

7. Red Mountain Resort, St. George, Utah: Hot Stone Massage.

6. Johannesburg Airport, Johannesburg, South Africa: Best (and cheapest) Airport Massage

5. Inn at Southbridge, St. Helena, California: 90 Minute hot stone massage followed up by a grape leaf wrap (true story)

4. Riad Kniza, Morocco: Couples Massage by two Moroccan women that spoke no English.

3. Alyeska Resort, Alaska: Best Deal Tissue Swedish Massage on the planet.

2. Amsterdam, Holland: Amazing 60 minute massage after 60 minutes in a salt water sensory deprivation chamber (google it, they’re all over.)

And the #1 Massage is… Massage Mondays at the AA Farm by Elizabeth!!